My dick is uncircumcised. Does this disgust you? Are you circumcised? Are you proud of it? You shouldn’t be, because your parents ruined your sex life for you until the day you die.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Wishes You Would Shut The Fuck Up
Do you remember when Borat came out and everyone tried their best to impersonate him? For a few days it was actually pretty funny to do, I mean, Borat was a hilarious movie and all, and anything that reminded you of it was worth at least a few chuckles, for a little while at least.
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Strip Clubs Are For Morons
I simply can’t understand why people bother going to strip clubs. They are a waste of time and more importantly, of money.
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I Can Set My Password However The Fuck I Want
One capital letter. One embedded number. No more than two consecutive letters. No symbols outside of underscore, dash, or period. Expires every 2 months. Forget your password? Create a security question.
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“The Last Stand:” FDA Approved Treatment For Low Testosterone
The fact that “The Last Stand” suffered from a weak opening weekend goes to show that America is a lost cause.
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Table Manners
Real men eat with their hands and don’t keep company with people who are offended by such things.
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Preview Of “S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Shadow of Fukushima”
Written 4-5-11
In honor of Ryan Sean Barrett, possibly the only other human being on the planet who would have understood all of the bizarre references contained herein.
