First off, I have one of the best spam filters ever developed, so don’t bother trying to overload me with nonsense as revenge for disagreeing with me. However, if you really are looking for a late night hookup and aren’t a bot or a dude, have at thee.

Don’t waste my time asking stupid questions, read the FAQ first. I welcome hate and fan mail, the funniest of which I may even share with others. I’ll try to check my mail as often as I can an reply to any serious inquiries in a timely manner, but don’t get butthurt if I take longer than you’d like.

Twitter: @Erik_The_Red_

Further contact information may become available when deemed relevant and necessary by me.