While the site is predominantly all about me and how amazing I am at everything, I welcome opportunities to share with like-minded people. If you would like to contribute as a guest author, contact me with the words “CONTRIBUTE” in the subject line. Include a little background about yourself (credentials are always a good thing), what you would like to write about, why you want your work on my site, etc. I will not pay for guest author’s material, but I will be happy to collaborate with and give exposure to anyone whose material I deem worthy. I will not publish opposing opinions because this is not Crossfire, and frankly I could give a shit if you disagree with me anyway.

If you would like to contribute monetarily, my PayPal is:

Donations are always appreciated but never expected, and I promise to spend the money on the site and it’s upkeep and not on my own personal vices.